You can't makes this stuff up. At least when it comes to the departure of Apple's VP of Diversity and Inclusion - who left the job after saying that diversity extends beyond skin colour and sexual orientation.
The Federal Government pay's a "Deliverology Guru" 200 Grand for a report that says Government has not failed to deliver on any of its 364 priorities. Nope, not one. Not even the balanced budget promise (you'll laugh when you hear the language used as cover for that one!)
Hollywood is covered in shame this week as it becomes apparent that everyone knew for decades about Harvey Weinstein's constant groping, abuse and accusations of rape. The celebrity culture's acceptance was so pervasive some even made jokes about it during awards shows.